A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath. “Mom,” he asked, “Are these my brains?” “Not yet,” she replied.
Archives for Fun Stuff
For funnies and other assorted silliness
If I Had One Wish
I met a fairy the other day and she said she would grant me one wish. “I want to live forever,” I said. “Sorry,” said the fairy, “I’m not allowed to grant that particular wish.” “Fine,” I said, “then I want to die the day after Congress gets their heads out of their asses!” “You [...]
Eat More Meat?
Hey, just saying….
Pregnancy Class
Blame my mother for sending me this… The room was full of pregnant women with their partners. The class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe and was telling the men how to give the necessary help and assurance to their partners at this stage of the pregnancy. She [...]
The Week in Pictures (Humor)
Make no mistake: it’s been one helluva week in the U S of A. Here’s a nice little pictographic run-down: And it’s only Wednesday. NOTE: I understand all this is serious business–except the Birther part. And Trump. Still, when things get so messed up that one is tempted to throw up one’s hands in despair, [...]
Little Tony Has a Question
Tony was 9 years old and was staying with his grandmother for a few days. He’d been playing outside with the other kids when he came into the house and asked her, “Grandma, what’s that called when two people sleep in the same bedroom and one is on top of the other?” She was a [...]
When You Marry a NY Girl
There were three men who recently married; this is their story: The first man married a woman from North Carolina. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days but, on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed [...]
Bad Attitude, or Good Therapy?
I don’t know; you be the judge. In either case (or a different choice that suits you, don’t let me impose a false dilemma) this is my kind of user interface!
Sweet Smell of Success
Folks happy about Haulin’ Poo!
Friends of Irony
I seem to be getting a lot of interesting image galleries in my e-mail lately, and every now and then one of them strikes me as worth sharing. In that vein, here is a fun collection from the Friends of Irony:
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